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[Dark Cut 3]

Awesome sequel to Dark Cut 2! Although I failed a few times and needed to like synchronize with the game but hell yeah it was fun - the third surgery (the pipe that impaled his leg) was kinda confusing and annoying with the "poof and teleportation" but I managed to finish it with a few more tries.

The end (or log out) surgery was a twist ending! I thought it would just end the game but it instead gave me a last surgery which caught me off guard and surprised me much! Another great game by jmtb02, I salute to you good sir.

[Dark Cut²]

An excellent flash game classic. This game brings you gore, but not just that: it also gives you the fear if your patient will survive or not - and you must do the surgery with haste.

I give this a 5/5, but if my personal rating is 10/10 since it is a true masterpiece. The game is fairly easy to play plus the soundtrack is really good and fits the surgery you're doing and the achievements are somewhat difficult to achieve but nonetheless - I had so much fun playing this game!

[Clinically Obese SMB]

It's not bad. But it needs quite improvements such as more levels, moving enemies and more. But it looks funny. I'll give it 3.5 stars :)

[Found Lost]

Good scary flash game. Needs little improvement though. 3/5

[Dark Cut]

Great game though I can't finish the 3rd patient, my computer's too fast and the it swings too fast.

[Road of the Dead]

Great game. Graphics = 5, Sounds = 5 and more = 5 (except for some bugs = 4)

[Pandemic II]

This is how I probably infected Madagascar

I started as a Virus named it "Cute Virus" then I sold all starting symptoms. After like 15 minutes, I infected haft of the earth. Then they started making the vaccine then it infected Madagascar. I then bought all the Resistance to level 2. Then I upgraded the symptoms to Level 4 and bought Heart Failure, Liver Failure and Fever. Then after a few minutes, I bought Blindness and Hemorrhaging. Then the news started saying shit like wiped out, devoted of life, etc. and then shit started to happen. Every country is now RED, no orange, yellow or green. Every country is RED including Madagascar. Then there was only 1 hospital left and it was in greenland. I then bought Drug Resistance Level 3 then there was no sign of life in Greenland and the hospitals were closed. No hospital was remaining, the Approx. Days of Completion of the Vaccine was: Infinity then Mankind was screwed. Then I bought Transmission for Insects then instantly much messages of countries exterminating insects then I decided to buy Waterborne Transmission. Then I checked the World screen and there was 0 healthy population and only 2 forsaken regions and that was Greenland and New Zealand. Poor countries. Then bad stuff started to happen, more countries became forsaken and I bought the Waterborne Transmission. Hurricanes! Come to me!

Then austrilia, peru, canada and madagascar had no signs of life. I AM YOUR LEADER! THE LEGION OF CUTIES xD

Then I checked the World screen and I saw there were only 1232 alive and infected population left. BOW DOWN AND I SHALL SPARE YOU (i am cute right :3)

Goodbye Russia, Japan, United States and Brazil.
Then I bought Sneezing Symptom xDDD
After that, there was only 255 left of the population in Earth. Then I bought the Symptom Coughing :P and then I checked the World screen, to my surprise, I only saw 70 left of the population! Holy hell!!! That must be a hell of a virus. The vaccine took Infinity to make, so humanity doesn't stand a chance against the Cute Virus. Maybe the doctors got distracted at cute things like cats and stuff xD

And then, there was only 4 left of the population (L4D and L4D2 reference, I guess)
After a few seconds, the only population that remained on earth was 1. Poor bastard.

HUMANITY OEVRCOME: Mankind's Numbers Have Declined. Your Disease Has Managed To Exterminate Humans Off The Face Of The Earth. (Score: 92957)
I DOMINATED THE EARTH! Then it started to spread through the galaxy and a few hours, the universe was completely devoted of life. XDDD

The End.